Thursday, July 24, 2008

The Last Samurai

When I last visited my mother, she noticed how I loved to read the old issues of The New York Times Magazine that still lay around the house. Since then, my mother has been lovingly mailing me 3 or 4 of her old issues at a time once a month, so that I can read them on my commute. She’s the best.

On the final page of the June 8, 2008 architecture issue, I came across its
Lives article Urban Seoul by Gabe Hudson. There were so many ways in which this piece was… well… shit. I expect the editors of The New York Times to be more discerning and cognisant of diverse perspectives than to publish this kind of “Last Samurai” crap.

I congratulate you, Mr. Hudson, on being able to stomach a little spicy food and having a miniskirt-wearing fashion slave girlfriend, but you’ll never need to rescue me from a “fellow American.” And you will never belong.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

The Asian Fit

Looks like somebody realized that it’s not just our eyes that are different:



Deep within their design bunker, there must be a fellow Korean bobble head. Now I can finally go and try on their glasses without worrying about snapping them in half. Thanks for the heads up, Rick.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Open your eyes People

This week’s issue of People Magazine has an article on Rain’s U.S. movie debut in Speed Racer, and features a photo of the wrong Korean! This “Asian blindness” is more (or less) perplexing because the writer of the article is presumably also Asian (Alexis Chiu). She must wear glasses ... or contacts ... green ones ...

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Back when New Order was still new...

Listening to Cut Copy’s In Ghost Colours and M83’s Saturdays =Youth takes me back — back to when Michael was black, U2 was angry, and the Flav was both. Back to when I thought the 80’s were as good as it was ever going to get.


Monday, May 5, 2008

Yasukuni

The film Yasukuni opened today in Japan but under police protection... I’m assuming from possible ninja attack. I guess it’s okay to have anime showing women getting raped (and subsequently torn in half) by alien demon monsters with super cocks, but an introspective documentary is out of the question. Let the healing begin Mr. Roboto.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Busted

From the reprinted Samsung Annual Report:


Wednesday, April 23, 2008

If do right, no can defense...

I thought it was “right” with Ralph and Pat. A Remake of  The Karate Kid with Jaden and Stephen with Will (every non-African-American’s favorite African-American) behind the camera? I dunno... I mean, who could possible replay the “body bag” kid?

Monday, April 21, 2008

UFC 83: GSP vs Serra


After Matt Serra KO-ed him just over a year ago in UFC 69, Georges St. Pierre claimed that it “was the best thing that could have happened.” It sounded like a generic statement a young and extremely promising ex-champ would make post-dethroning. But since then, GSP quietly made changes and improvements both professionally and personally. Then began his systematic destruction of the toughest competition the UFC had to offer, culminating in his dismantling of Matt Hughes in UFC 79 (which he took on short notice). Then it was announced that his rematch with Serra, a chance at the title and redemption, would happen in his hometown.

On Saturday night in Montreal, he reclaimed the UFC welterweight championship belt. I guess it was the best thing that could’ve happened to him.

Friday, April 18, 2008

The 36th Chamber

Gleason’s boxing gym opened in the Bronx (currently in DUMBO) back when white people who spoke with accents lived in the neighborhood. Jake LaMotta trained there, and it was the home away from home for the likes of Ali, Duran, Julio Cesar Chavez and Karl J's folks. No spas, no juice bars, no Blackberrys – it’s old school – just spit buckets, stink, respect, and now, me... feeling like San Te after rolling out of a basket of cabbages.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Going back to Kyoto

Our President is lame-ducking again, revising his stance on global warming, but let’s face it, he’s about 8 years too late and is still against mandatory caps on greenhouse emissions, because he “wouldn’t want to do anything to hurt the economy.”

Never mind the war in Iraq or his administration’s foreign and domestic policies – it’s clean air that the real culprit here.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Never Forever

A wife (Vera Farmiga) becomes a whore to become a mother? Both her husband and lover are Koreans, and they’re not played by white guys in yellowface? The world’s done gone crazy!

From an
interview with Gina Kim, regarding her film Never Forever :
The race element was definitely one of the jumping-off points for Never Forever. The story came along when I started to teach at Harvard University. I had never lived on the East Coast before and was struck by how Boston lacks ethnic diversity. I became more conscious of my own race then ever before (having been born and raised in Korea, I had very little awareness of race). I became intrigued by how Asian people are perceived in the mainstream culture. I was always aware by how Asian women are overtly sexualized in American pop culture, but had very little knowledge about how Asian men were perceived. Most of them are completely de-sexualized, and are very rarely portrayed as subjects of desire. But of course there are exceptions, who often “happen” to be good-looking, successful professionals (lawyers, doctors, etc.) who went to ivy league schools. When I investigated the distinction, I realized that it is a class issue more than anything else. Asian working-class men, who are poor first-generation immigrants, are often completely de-sexualized — unlike, say, Latino laborers. On the other end of the spectrum, the upper-class Asian men are the ones who are desirable enough to get Caucasian women. I wanted to subvert this stereotype.

Monday, April 14, 2008